Are parents really necessary?
Parents were made just too simply pretend they care when they don’t and flap their faces in your face spurting effervescent and nonsensical bullshit into our fragile teenage minds. For a teenage, trying to make sense of this world is like giving a 2 year old algebra to do or a frog a Sudoku and expecting them to fulfil the task to expect precision without shitting themselves in fear at the fact the intimidating task is completely impossible.
They were genetically modified to nag, their tits or balls to sag, become an irritating, overwhelming dictating old bag. They say get a job … what it means is … give me some money. I love you son/daughter but your love won’t pay my bills … I’m going to have to beat you, spit on you, knock you out and sit on you … wipe my ass on you and shit on you and your dreams or future plans. Believe that everything is impossible for your spawn until they prove you otherwise. They are incapable gelatinous blobs that have grown bones and destroy themselves with drugs and alcohol … the whole damn lot of them are worthless.
Life for parents would seem monotonous and meaningless if they couldn’t scream and shout at something smaller than them, kick the object in the ribs, cut its hair off and strip it of its identity while stealing its dignity and humiliating it.
“Ever since the day you were born my love for you has grown and grown … but so has my thirst and craving to piss on your unrealistic and pitiful dream … you’re a pathetic excuse for a son and I hope you spontaneously combust your ashes will be payment enough for me”
When you are a child your taught to believe in magic and fairytales and cruelly and maliciously beaten with unrealistic shit that chokes you when you get older and realise life isn’t all it seems when you’re younger. You expect a happy ending but are disappointed your parents have lied to you when you realise you won’t because one day you will die … just like your pet budgie called Bert did when you were 4 years old.
Are parents really necessary after they have taught you life’s morals? … No they aren’t because they won’t even allow you to sponge off them for the rest of your life. After you know what is right and wrong and good and bad they should be taken away and thrown into the sea to live as mermaids for eternity and live off the shit at the bottom of the ocean. Yeah, that sounds about right … banish the ones who gave birth to you and life will have a new meaning! … Fun and freedom. Let this be the truth unto you all!
somethings wrong with my baby parakeets leg/foot?
The baby just came out of the box around a week ago. Its not as good in moving around the cage as the its parents are able to do. He was ok for the first week. I saw the baby today and it looks like the baby isnt putting any weight on the right leg/foot. it still can go in and out the nest box and get food and go to the ground of the cage. will the baby parakeet be ok? what should i do?
- kevinn
i need help i don’t know how to hand-rear my budgie?
this baby budgie was neglected by the mum so i took it in only today from the avery but i don’t know where to put it, i have another cage but my budgie will attack it and i don’t want to buy another cage, plus what do i feed it with and sometimes when no-one is in the house what can i do, when im at skool or if my parents are at work. it is temporarily in a carry pet box but i can’t keep it in there all the time, if i move it back outdoors it will die from the cold and no food. help meeeee please xx
- xkittykatx
Will my parakeets mate?
My parents want the budgie’s to mate. They had them separate cages for a few weeks. The female(our new bird) took an interest to our male bird. We finally put them in and our male bird started talking up a storm and bobbing his head. The female came close and they started pecking eachother. Is this a possibility they may mate?
My dad wants to know an answer…
- I?u
budgie breeders i ontario please look?
okay so i got a pair of budgies today. i will be breeding them soon. i am keeping them in my basement. my basement is about 20degrees Celsius. but it feels a little cooler. the babies won’t be staying in the basement but will be up stairs where it is warmer. is the temperature okay for the parents?
also i don’t know where to get leg bands. i live in toronto and need to find them somewhere. where can i find them?
- Lizzie G
